Writer's Block: Anthropomorphic buddies

[boxer_the_horse]

"Have you ever named or befriended an inanimate object? What did you call it?

Well, let me ask you this, is a vagina an inanimate object??

And: how messed up would it be to give it a male name?

But yeah, probably I did name inanimate objects as a child. The best example isn't my own, but a kid I knew*. She named a tree that she loved to climb in the

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[mellovesarte]

I only give my soft toys names, I think. And they deserve it.

[boxer_the_horse]

Of course, soft toys, naturally, are exempt.

[mellovesarte]

:)

[boxer_the_horse]

...or if it sung the theme tune "STAAAN-DIN' TAAAAAAAAAALLL ON THE WINNNGGS OF OUURR DREEAAAMMSS!!"