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boxingmidget

45, public video

Apr 22, 2011 10:03

[Here is Mac. Looking serious. Strangely calm.]

Okay. So. Those little chicks? Whatever you do. Stay away from 'em. And be careful, guys.

Don't leave any skin for it to peck on.

[Calmly, he puts up his hand. It is slowly turning to stone.]

Or this'll happen.

[See he's calm, but he's actually in some panic.]

chicks of evil doom, mac is srs, oh shit son

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[impulsive first message - 1/2] badasscopters April 22 2011, 14:11:12 UTC

HOLY HELL MY DICK COULD'VE TURNED TO STONE IF I WASN'T CAREFUL

[2/2] badasscopters April 22 2011, 14:11:35 UTC

Y'know, that would hurt like hell if that happened.

A stone dick. Who would've thought?

haselectrolytes April 22 2011, 14:23:15 UTC

On the bright side you'd never have to worry about getin' hard.

badasscopters April 22 2011, 14:28:31 UTC

Imagine trying to jizz with a stone dick, though.

That has gotta hurt.

... especially if it comes out like kidney stones now.

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haselectrolytes April 22 2011, 14:24:10 UTC

That's...

'M sorry.

boxingmidget April 22 2011, 14:28:03 UTC

Ain't really your fault, ain't it?

I'm just hopin' they go away soon. Then maybe this'll go away.

[He looks at his hand.]

It just can't stay this way forever. Nothin' here ever does.

haselectrolytes April 23 2011, 05:49:55 UTC

Yeah... I hope so..

Dang skippy! You just hang in there buddy!

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video boxingmidget April 22 2011, 14:44:06 UTC

[Yeah well. Have fun with the chicks, Dedede. Mac out.]

whitedeviljack April 22 2011, 15:00:39 UTC

Holy crap, Mac... you alright?

Is there anything Rhys can do about that?

a million edits later boxingmidget April 22 2011, 15:04:19 UTC

[No. Raiden. He is not. He just looks like he is.]

...I guess it could be worse? Like, my leg or somethin'.

[OR A DICK. GOOSE.]

Rhys? The school nurse? He can fix stuff like this? Really?

whitedeviljack April 22 2011, 15:39:42 UTC

There was that guy who sang the entire forest back to life last summer after the fires, so anything's possible.

boxingmidget April 22 2011, 15:43:37 UTC

Oh yeah, I remember that.

[Another look at his hand.]

Good thing is that it ain't moved more than just my hand. But I wonder if it's safe enough to even get outta my dorm to see 'im.

[Not to mention, there was N who just evacuated for the time being...]

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[VIDEO] learn_my_name April 22 2011, 16:11:26 UTC

[Ashley is cackling madly. She is the smuggest face.]

[VIDEO] boxingmidget April 22 2011, 16:20:29 UTC

[Mac is pissed. Oh yeah. He's pissed. But he just smirks, as if he finds Ashley to be hilarious herself and is unfazed. He doesn't wish harm on anyone, never does he; nor will he ever. But he's a firm believer in karma. Like Dedede, GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE CHICKS ASHLEY. MAC. OUT.]

learn_my_name April 22 2011, 16:24:34 UTC

[NO COME BACK SHE'S NOT DONE. The feed pops back up YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS EASY.]

You look like you need a fix for that hand of yours.

boxingmidget April 22 2011, 16:27:34 UTC

[NO. GOOOOO AWAAAAAY.]

If your suggestin' helpin' me out, I'm already on it.

[For all he knows, you're gonna do worse to it.]

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