Where the men are actually men and the women aren't snakes.

But from the looks of things, maybe I'll be escaping to Hever for a while.

P.S. the thunderstorm outside MIGHT knock my house down. Jesus I love Guatemalan storms, even tho I fear for real estate.

/sigh ( Read more... )

I have not shaved in like.....a week and a half. It's making me start wanting to die ( Read more... )

I'm beginning to think I've lost my touch. NOT THAT I AM COMPLAINING! ::fearful glance at god ( Read more... )

I hate writing bio lab reports.

This is all.

Old school post from March 11, 2005. Still like this story, and still want my comic strip. Bitch ( Read more... )

I had no idea that being in a computer lab was going to tweak me out so bad, but by the time I left with Juanjo, I just wanted to shrivel up in a shell and hide. I curled up in a ball on the way home; I was scared of everything- the cars, the people in the cars, even Juanjo’s music made me want to die (you know, beyond my usual suicidal tendencies ( Read more... )

-My biology lab report ( Read more... )

Soooooo random tidbit time ( Read more... )

After my bio prof told the class that the only perfect thing in the universe is sex, and after discussing zoofilia and necrofilia in my ciencias sociales class, in which we all tried to engineer a way in which women could have sex with a dead body, since the prof thought only men could, and I volunteered my now-infamous Toothpick Theory, with which ( Read more... )