I don't HAVE "slash goggles" and I would bet 3 months' pay these two are boinking like bunnies. Look at that LOOK they do at "bodies in the sand." Seriously. Who would have thought "Kokomo" could be sung like foreplay?
There is also a "documentary" that was made about these two three years ago... and by "documentary" I mean "some dude with a camera followed them around all day while they did stuff together." I'll see if I can find it on YouTube and update this post later or something.