Two Word Meme from around

[boy_whowontfly]

Back from New York finally. A sweet elderly woman on my flight asked me if I was expecting. I wasn't aware that was possible but...you learn something new every day. Small list of things to do here:

1. Thank Mom for letting me manage this campaign.
2. Figure out why my dog keeps licking my car's tires.
3. Find my shoes from last night.
4. Find that

Comments

[iceddiamond]

Women and vodka are generally the best company most night.

You should think about upgrading your plane tickets; they don't serve peanuts anywhere but steerage anymore.

[boy_whowontfly]

They have served me well for the past four years.

What? And risk not being asked if I am pregnant by random old ladies? Where is the fun in that?

[iceddiamond]

That's the idea.

I guess I find that more irritating and less fun. Maybe it's my world view.

[boy_whowontfly]

Well yeah, okay, it is mostly irritating but it makes for a good story.

Also, why would companies make antifreeze sweet, unless they wanted someone to drink it?

[chromagia]

Do I need to buy you a crib?

[boy_whowontfly]

God I hope not.

[chromagia]

I really will...

I was thinking something like this...

[boy_whowontfly]

Oh dear Go--really? Why would anyone do that to a child. That is torture.