( Chuck Norris, motherfuckers )

Now..let's see...i could make him waffles..or...i could bludgeon him to death with a metal bat.

Choices, choices.

Er1qu3 pwns J00: Man, i'm gonna throw a tranny tantrum if he don't come back soon..

I want my Bert. ;___;

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Johnny, angry Johnny. This is...Jezebel in Hell.

I'm bored. Somebody come do something with me. Pwease?

Men are throwing at his home Two glass houses, twenty stones Fourteen yellow, six are blue Could it be worse? Quite doubtful... Two steps forward, three steps back Without warning, heart attack He fell asleep in the snow Never woke up, died alone I don't wanna be I don't wanna be me I don't wanna be Me anymore Please don't dress in blackWhen you' ( Read more... )

You Are Scary
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