How do you wipe your ass?

 

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but my very most favorite artist is going to be in town on November 20th (in fact, a five minute walk from my house) and I have little chance of aquiring the funds to see her by then as I had no idea about it until this morning and cash is always extremely tight ( Read more... )

Random Salad is, as of this moment, open to all the public. Memberships no longer require authorization, there are many boards available to keep people busy, and enough action with the current members to make it interesting ( Read more... )

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Chapter 2     Perhaps we should take a step back here, because there are a few things that I only learned of after the fact which are of particular significance to this story. While I was boarding that bus, a man was standing across town outside of a café, lighting his fifth cigarette in a row. He was waiting for somebody who would not ever show ( Read more... )

I'm not satisfied with this segment at all, but I'll have to let it go so that I can move forward with the story. I'm getting further behind on it, but I've got a lot of great ideas to write my way towards. This is a really fun story to write, and a great way to write it.
    I then noticed that I had been seated next to a pretty young thing, mid ( Read more... )

    I should point out that I am not normally involved in things as exciting as this. I wouldn’t want anybody to read my story and get the impression that I’m interesting in any way at all. I’ve always tried to lead a mostly quiet life, keep away from the bad seeds, brush and floss with some regularity; I really am a simple man, but this is a ( Read more... )

The beginning is always the hardest bit, but no less I'm a little dissapointed with how far I've gotten so far. It's a good start for the story though, and hopefully I can hit my stride tomorrow.
    Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon. I’m not one to get all cute and metaphorical with my phrasing, I’m simply telling you that I woke up with most ( Read more... )