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[boycaught]

After all the poetry slam pieces had been read and votes were tallied, things were over. I started leaving and noticed one poet discreetly leave around back. I knew what she was doing because I've been there. Four blocks north a week ago, I was there. I, too, hate losing and I hate losing at life. Stumbling with words, awkward silence, apologizing

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[boycaught]

$2.25 for one zone! How can you not know! It hasn't changed in so long. I'm meeting Jodi at 1pm on Cambie and we're heading downtown, so you should text or call me to let me know where and when I should bust in and ruin your lunch. I can either be the jealous, raging boyfriend or the codependent alcoholic friend. It's your choice, but it's your funeral :|

[agent_sputnik]

you crazy bitch! ever notice how everyone on tv telling you how great their mail-in university/college/retardation clinic is for their career...is a telemarketer? Apparently, that's really where its at, hoes.

Really, its time to face it: Michael Eugene needs to join the UBC moustache club and turn his love of being naked into a profitable stripping career (I feel these two will tie in nicely), but let me know how it turns out. Steel Cock will be magnificent.

[boycaught]

Over the past year, being a stripper has become less and less of a desirable job. The places where people strip are gross. The strippers are gross. The people who watch the strippers are gross. Srsly. Ew, I hate it.

I don't hate the moustache club, but I don't love it either. I should at least check it out. Maybe it will become a hilarious annecdote that people will love me for telling.

I saw Ryan last month. I was wearing a wrestling suit... No explaination!

PS Did you say retardation clinic? Oh doctor, doctor (L)

[agent_sputnik]

Wrestling suits never need an explanation. I'm sure the Ryan experience was pleasurably awkward as per usual?

You've never seen P.G.'s strippers, but I did. Yikes. I applaud them for maintaining ALL their teeth. Mad brushing skeelz.

[boycaught]

He invited me to a party at his house (he lives less than 10 blocks away, apparently). I was thinking of showing up for a couple minutes, but my friend's thing went longer than planned. Plus, I hate being at parties where it's either all girls or all people I don't know. In conclusion, I am an xenophobic sexist. Then whut?

[jejunineurope]

why dont you friend and add my europe blog! i miss your words and your lack of lj attention makees me sad

[boycaught]

I read your travel blog, but I didn't think of adding it :| That would be a lot easier. Good suggestion. My suggestion: fuck (French) strangers. Oh lala!