[boyinasuitcase]

What type of person do you attract?
Your Result: You attract artsy people!

Those free spirited artists with great imaginations find you interesting. They are usually interesting themselves, so its not a bad thing, but they CAN be a bit wifty and choose odd goals. If you like life to always be a bit 'different' from the norm, but not too extreme

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[virtual_rabbi]

I felt like slapping the bitch and saying: "What the fuck? Are you still livin' in the 1950's or what?" Stupid bitch.

Your statement is living proof that America is ready.

your pal,

Ben

PS - Please, tell more about why you want to have as many children as possible...what is the motivation?

[boyinasuitcase]

I don't plan on having children until I have enough food and resources that will surely optimize their chances of surviving into adulthood and thus, successful reproduction. In this way, every descendant will carry a copy of my genes and pass them on, thus preventing mutants from taking over the planet and killing off our entire species!

[virtual_rabbi]

Do you own a pet?

Ben

[boyinasuitcase]

Yes, sir-a parakeet and 2 rabbits.

[listerfiend]

The country should be ready...but remember, you live in the most liberal of all states. Of course California is ready.
Here, I'd probably be shot if I so much as uttered the words "That Obama guy seems like he'd make a really good presid-".

[boyinasuitcase]

Hahaha I'm dying to visit the South, though I wouldn't last a minute in Mississippi. But it'd be worth it because of the southern ladies. I love those accents. ;)

And hell, at least someone in the South would listen to my rants every once in a while, because everyone in Cali is either too stoned, too stupid, or too self-important to care what other people think.

hey add me

[virtual_rabbi]

ok. add me. &since you like williams:

the red scare

so much, is the wheel of a barrow
depending, as it does, upon the red
glaze of rain, an accident of birth.
the white chickens are beside themselves.
if i existed at all, i could go on.

&since you like bukowski:

Now We Are Three

The lowered crayon sinks into his fist,
at Mom’s discovery. Paint-smeared cave
or revolutionary fauve atelier-
something only Dada could love-
but on the wall of the living room?

A shame indelible as the mouth
of the mad horse in Picasso’s Guernica.
Mother says nothing, but her look
would curdle milk in mid-sentence.

For the sake of form, the rubber nipple
he used to turn squeaky in his teeth,
replaced by a two-handled plastic cup,
later, the pocketed pint of bad Scotch.

How we begin to learn, with unspoken
words, the lash of the eye, more harsh
than a strap of doubled leather.

As the nurse wheeled the old guy out
into the sun, a sticky copy of Winnie
the Pooh, slid from his difficult paws.

your pal,
Ben
Jew, curmudgeon, poet
virtual_rabbi

Re: hey add me

[listerfiend]

There is nothing nicer than waking up to find poetry in my inbox. And with allusion to "The Red Wheelbarrow", even better.

I had you added on my old LJ, but I will add you to this one as well, of course.

[matrexius]

-My goal in life now is to have as many children as possible

Trying to offset the fact that cretins are vastly outbreeding the educated? You've got your work cut out for you, buddy. Start fucking.

[boyinasuitcase]

As I told virtual_rabbi: every descendant will carry a copy of my genes and pass them on, thus preventing mutants from taking over the planet and killing off our entire species!

On a side note, I was reading The Selfish Gene earlier, and in chapter 7, Dawkins brings up an interesting point: "Genes that make an individual have too many babies tend not to persist in the gene pool, because children containing such genes tend not to survive into adulthood."

I'm glad I found that shit out NOW before I ended up paying thousands in child support (ha ha).

[queenlyzard]

lol-- I'm tempted to try this quiz, but I'm a little scared of what I'll find out!

About the "is this country ready..." remark? Personally, I'd like to see a Hispanic Wiccan Dyke leading this country... but that's just me :)

[boyinasuitcase]

Now that's an interesting idea... and if I ever see a Hispanic Wiccan Dyke, I'll be sure to let her know she's got your vote. :)

[acidburn96]

I want Barack Obama to be our president as well. I think he would listen to what every had to say, weigh the options, and make decisions based on what was good for the American people.

[boyinasuitcase]

He's not one of the baby boomers, and I think that's one of the most important things. We need someone younger running this country, someone who's more in tune with our generation. He'd be better than Hilary, IMO.