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THE TRUTH AB0UT GiRLS <3
- midol is like crack; end of story.
- we love ben && jerrys more than you.
- we will never be too old for sleepovers.
- gossip isn`t a sin; it`s an art.
- we aren`t ashamed to cry.
- we must go to the bathroom in groups.
- we have this thing called feelings; don`t hurt them.
- there`s no point in having an ex if you can`t be a bitch to him.
- hoes over bros. no questions asked.
- we don`t wake up looking pretty. it takes time and effort.
- sometimes is just never quite enough.
- we need girls nights; OFTEN.
- we hold grudges and we never forget the things you say to us that hurt.
- it doesn`t matter who dumped who or why. whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us.. not because we`re not over you, but because we know we used to be that girl.
- makeup can hide so many things, like puffy eyes from crying to huge scars from a broken heart.
- no guy wants to marry a whore. well, no girl wants to marry a manwhore either.
- never ever ask a girl what she weighs; or imply anything about her weight being too much or too little. just don`t do it.
- our eyes are located in our heads. not our chest or but when you`re not looking in our eyes, WE KN0W.