Snow Stacks Up

[boylyssa]

"The weather outside is frightenin'
.. but the fire is so delightnin'!"

The old woman working behind the counter at the campus grocery store wears a necklace with a pendant of bone. The bone is carved into a delicate wolf. It is wooly mammoth bone. It cost her a small fortune

Comments

[punchfight]

"hahaha winter nooo!!"

Oh, but yes. Winter, man! There is a miniature glacier on our front stoop. The landlord ruined it by putting chemical-crystals on it. Or else ice-beetles bored into it? Helloo, Ice-Beetle Glacier.

[dolphin949]

it was the ice! the block of ice he stood on!

snow so awesome. snowwww

[prufrock451]

I was beaten to the iceblock thing. DAMN.

[frickstah]

The rope was made of ice!

[boylyssa]

Hahahaha, stuart is the crown prince of ice riddles.

[lickingclean]

his heart was made of ice

[fakemustache]

the man was made of ice
except for his exoskeleton- duh

[oh_astronaut]

WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO TOWN?
BEFORE OR AFTER SANTA?
HUH?
HUH?
HUH?

[boylyssa]

the 22nd!