My head is growing weary from staring at and writing in Powerpoint constantly for the last two days.

Make it go away. Oh god.

Some of you may know that my apartment is known officially as the 2nd Apartment of Consent.

You see, I am in a leather family. And the matriarch of our leather family, holey1 , lives in the great House of Consent. Where if you enter the house, you pretty much consented.

lolitasir  and I, as the east coast branch of the family, host the 1st and 2nd Apartments of ( Read more... )

These are the things that prove to me I am loved.

• She does the stupid sound the third time.
  

You know when your partner makes some sound that is really funny? Like a botched word, or a squeak, or something to that effect? And you want to hear it again, so you say do it again. And they do! And you want to hear it a third time. And they always say ( Read more... )

"I sincerely believe in RACK, not SSC!"

From now on, I am going to immediately assume that anyone uttering the above statement, or anything like it, is an idiot.

That is all.

I'm not going public. I can't ( Read more... )

As I lie here ready to go to bed, I realized that there are a few topics that are burning in my brain that I needed to type down, if only briefly ( Read more... )

1st post of the year, and what do I have to do? Point out how Kathryn used her exalted 1st post of the year to mock my age.

Summabitch.

Her: "So, they both were using anal buttplugs with metronomes in them."

Me: "Did they use them through their assless chaps?"

Her: "I hate you ( Read more... )

FetLife is doing a holiday give-away which is pretty cool. So I'm pimping it here - go to FetLife.com and enter like I did!