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Indestructible? _Nothing_ is indestructible.
This is a brave boast. I look forward to pissing on their parade from a very great height.
In other news I'm off to America on Thursday to see the missus, where I look forward to pissing on their St. Patrick's Day parade from a very great height. -
There's a hole in my bootlid, dear Liza, dear Liza...
I have come of the house today to find my BMW slightly less clearly marked due to the badge proudly adorning the bootlid having been nicked. I blame kids ( Read more... ) -
I didn't doctor this...
..except for removing the location to protect the innocent ( Read more... ) -
Sometimes I look at the world and despair.
I know customising cars is all about making your ride into something unique, but there are LIMITS.
( Because it's too horrible not to be behind a cut... ) -
As long as there are users, there will be problems.
"User was sitting on a pc and the straps that hold it in place had come undone and the base unit has collapsed onto the floor. The unit turns on and beeps and then nothing happens ( Read more... ) -
It never stops.
Today we had an exec call because the executive had lost his wireless cable.
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WTF
"user called cause monitor has got a scar on it and 2 large bullet holes on it. They are gettting bigger."
What the fuck are they doing in that office? Where is it, Toxteth? -
Wha?
Sometimes the first-line helpdesk we deal with are good at their jobs and give clear, precise details of what they have attempted and what the problem is. Sometimes however, they don't ( Read more... ) -
Classic typo.
"Rang user stated they have a standalone pc which they insert a dick intoa dn run software etc."
Obviously it's tough to type whilst someone is speaking into your ear, but there is a delete key for a reason!
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It's that time of year again...
...when people try and work out how Father Christmas can deliver so many presents in such a short time. Most of them are working with faulty information ( Read more... )