TADers Vignette: Aubreyad/TADers

[boz4pm]

So, here we go. I did consider posting it in two parts ('Part the First - When Jack Met Galadriel' and 'Part the Second - When Stephen Met Rhimlath'), but it all fits on LJ as one post, so one post it shall be. :P

TADers Vignette: Aubreyad/TADers Crossover (HUZZAH

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[book_eater]

Oh, you win. But now I have images of nekkid elveses in my brain. o_o

[boz4pm]

lol, but you already KNEW Glorfindel strips at any opportunity - you've read TADers. :P Or had you merely forgotten?

[book_eater]

Previous knowledge is no defense against the images that cannot be unseen. :P
Besides, usually when he does it, the response from those around is "Oh, here we go again," not *falls off rigging*
This was much more vivid in the imageses.

[boz4pm]

*snicker*

[elvenpiratelady]

I LOVE IT! *dances* It's beautiful, beautiful!

I must wonder how Feanor ever managed to get himself in a position where he had to take orders from mortals... although he never really met them on his first time around, did he? Maybe he hangs around with them to shock Fingolfin. XD

Rhimlath and Haldir intruigue me now, since Haldir's not being such an arse here and Rhimlath is acting like himself. I suppose if you hang around long enough in the same place you end up being friends with anybody...

Celeborn and Galadriel are an awesome couple in LOTR. Here they are concentrated awesome with sprinkles.

Legolas bit back an amused grin... until he noticed that Glorfindel had insisted on stripping himself entirely before diving in to rescue Stephen.

*DANCES* again... and now I'm off to read Desolation Island. XD

[boz4pm]

XD! YAY! Glad you approve!

Maybe he hangs around with them to shock Fingolfin. XD
That's part of it. Plus he's secretly hoping if he REALLY behaves himself and plays nice then the Admiralty might promote him on the strength of a few captain's recommendations. He doesn't yet know that will never happen, because the idea, frankly, of Feanor in charge of a battle ship with GUNS attached doesn't even bear thinking about. :P

Haldir's not being an arse? But Haldir's never an arse! We likes Haldir! Or did you mean the other way round? *is confused* Rhimlath and Haldir have been friends since Lothlorien. :) Rhimlath IS an arse, but it's much like an irritating older brother - they annoy you hugely, but you still sort of love them deep down. That's how Haldir feels about Rhimlath.

Here they are concentrated awesome with sprinkles.
YAY! *dances* Thank you for that! XD

Funny you should mention Desolation Island - my copy arrived in the post today! HUZZAH!

[elvenpiratelady]

You do like Haldir? I got the impression that he wasn't very popular in TAD, and he's been tactless in TADers and generally came off as a bit of an arse to me. He invited Rhimlath to Anaril's without asking. And he's C+G's lackey, basically, and I haven't seen any of the others doing duties like that (apart from Caranthir, but the Noldor are an entirely different kettle of fish). Maybe I've read something the wrong way, or Eonwe's Diary has infected my brain.

Plus he's secretly hoping if he REALLY behaves himself and plays nice then the Admiralty might promote him on the strength of a few captain's recommendations. He doesn't yet know that will never happen, because the idea, frankly, of Feanor in charge of a battle ship with GUNS attached doesn't even bear thinking about.

OH. DEAR. GOD. Run away! RUN AWAY! XD

[boz4pm]

Well, of course he wasn't popular in TAD - he was on the wrong side! ;D But Lothy never gave up on him, and it was clearly implied that, prior to choosing wrongly in the War, he was well thought of - he had been Marchwarden, but then Orophin took over - and he was one of the very few to not only repent but also do everything he could to make amends by telling all he knew about the upcoming rebellion. That whole plotline was meant to redeem him a little, or at least start him on the road to redemption

[tootsiemuppet]

Sorry, I only read this now, but with one thing and another and then OBAMA it slipped my mind.

BUT...

Of course there were dark mutterings in some quarters that 'knowing how to slit the throats of sailors and burn ships' did not, in fact, qualify you as a sailor. Just such a remark was once overheard at a dinner party held by one of the lords of the Admiralty who, steeped in wine, his nose a bright fuschia, slurringly declared that, on the contrary, such qualifications were precisely what the British Navy needed!

*cackles madly*

The whores did well out of the men that day.

Ahahahaha, you are the best.

I keep giggling! Oh, this is so wonderful. XD XD

Oh God, this is hilarious. *wheezes*

I may need some time to recover... hoo!

[boz4pm]

*grins* SO glad you enjoyed it and it amused! *dances a Jig of Happy Triumph* Hurrah! As predicted, teh_elb flailed in fury but also rofl-ing at Stephen's angsty masochist tendencies being instantly sussed out (and played upon) by Galadriel. HEE! (I have just started Desolatioin Island - two chapters in - and Teh Bitch as RETURNED! AGAIN! Only to FLEE! AGAIN! And leave him depressed and on the laudanum! AGAIN! *head-desk* Ai, Stephen - will he never learn? He really needs a good woman to look after him and she really ain't it. :\)

LOL @ your icon!

This is tootsiemuppet, btw.

[mandc_library]

This was seriously great, I enjoyed it a LOT. The Galadriel bit was fantastic. But oh, Glorfindel's gratuitous nakedness had me howling.

This is why I like these books, you can never tell who's going to get randomly naked next.

Don't talk to me about Diana. GRAH. I always want to bodily drag Stephen away from her. He's a small man, it can't be that hard. Just sling him over my shoulder and walk the other way.

He needs JACK, dammit. (And maybe Killick just to make sure he doesn't choke in his own filth).

Re: This is tootsiemuppet, btw.

[boz4pm]

Hee! In TADers Glorfindel is forever getting naked. And watching the porn channel. :P

I know, lol! Elb had already told me Stephen is something of the nudist, but Jack seems to strip fairly frequently as well

[boz4pm]

*huggles* and YAYs! XD *DANCITY*

It's all YOUR fault, though. YOU're the one who MADE me read Patrick O'Brian. :P

[grace_poppy]

Hee! I'm here belatedly by a recommendation by tootsiemuppet and I lol'ed!!!

[boz4pm]

Hee! Glad it amused! XD