Body: You know your a Dane Cook fan when...
you can't hear a car alarm without thinking he's a silly bitch.
You've actually done the 'colonel's chicken fun pack' prank.
you've told someone in an airport, "Don't get on the flight."
your in prison for 20 years for stabbing some lady in the jaw for eating a sour apple jolly rancher.
you actually start
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