Oh yeah

Alex Trabek was in a special skit thing on Conan last night...

Alex Trabek said fuck. That's awesome.

Ben Folds just played on Conan tonight. T'was awesome of course.

He played You've Got To Learn To Live With What You Are by himself on the piano.

He's was all dressed as a pirate for halloween and at the end he shook his plastic sword at the audience and flipped them off.

Good stuff.

I just heard...my grandfather in Washington got a part time job.

He fucking works at Costco doing the food samples. What the fuck!

Oh man, Dr. Pattin is totally in Zach Braff's new movie "The Last Kiss". It's really good by the way if you haven't seen it. But there's this random character in it who it totally Dr. Pattin.

Maria, I think you especially would appreciate this.

I felt weird when I got up this morning. (At 11:00 for those of you that want to hate me.) It felt like another time. I felt like I had woken up several months into the future ot something.

Google is talking to YouTube about buying them out.  I don't know how I feel about this.

1.6 billion dollars is a lot of fucking money.

Flying lights peering into my yard.

it's late.               there's some strange noises

Maybe there's a guy hiding in the dark.

what if he's crazy.  what if he's got a gun or something.  Or worse.

A knife....

Cops patrol the streets with their flashlights.

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I fucking love technology!  And by that I mean I FUCKING love technology!

so we're watching TV and this barbie commercial came on where she has a dog and walks the dog around.  They're out in the park having a good and whatever.  She gives the dog a little ball thing which acts as a treat.  The dog eats it, and then you push on the tail or something and the dog fucking shits out these little brown pellets!  The dog took ( Read more... )

Shit man!  The Rite of Spring is my freaking jam.