<---has turned over new leaf

[bpthought]

I have. been. ROCKING. this whole bedmaking thing. ROCKING IT-ttttt. Do you hear me? Who knew making my bed everyday for the rest of my life would be so easy? Huh

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[femenemopee]

Yo, I was JUST about to ask you about the dude with the earwax!!!!

Keep it up with the bed making, girl. You are my inspiration

<---looks at own sheetless bed

[bpthought]

rotf. girl you can do it!

Vince is cool. I havent seen him in ages since I swore off all my mens---male friends included -- I just left all them things ay-lone during my boycott of 2006/2007. Vince has some issues with women but he's very cool and alot of fun.

<----hasnt seen them ears though :o

[femenemopee]

Now that I'm like 50 days late, have you seen them ears? LOL

How Men Do Lie--- Chapter 54

[bpthought]

Saw themthings last night...late into this morning. Dinner, movie, sports bar...

it was dark, girl. I dont know.

*looks at precinct lineup of men with waxed out ears*

Im thinking they were cleaner but I ...I....I just dont KNOW.
*drops head on Precinct Captain's desk & sobs*
But I do know Vince wrote a whole new chapter of How Men Do Lie. Oh my goodness. I couldnt see his ears for the lies flying around my face. I'll get back to V.

[mujernoble]

*Hangs my head in shame* I never even started making my bed...LOL! But just hearing how you are STILL doing it is making me feel like a dork so I'm getting motivated to start.

[bpthought]

Girl, you can do it. It is so easy.

*whips pillows at bed like Doritos commercial*