This sweet little girl is the daughter of my online girlfriend, Karen, from North Carolina. People sometimes call Karen "Kern" (which gets on her nerves) so after she spilled that little atom bomb of information, naturally I call her "Kern", too.
Kern told us she was pregnant, so for like NINE months, I pleaded with Kern to name her child Lil Bee Pee --girl or boy -- after me (her real mommy.) Kern refused and named her "Vivienne" after her late aunt. *yawning at the family tradition* So, for Momma Day, I thought Id give a shout out to Lil Bee Pee, my real baby in the En Cee.
<---goes to neighbors' house, sneaks trampoline over to this house, rolls trampoline into living room, jumps high high high on trampoline, touches sky sky sky on trampoline, gets head stuck stuck stuck in ceiling, falls to floor, bandages head, spackles ceiling...
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Kern told us she was pregnant, so for like NINE months, I pleaded with Kern to name her child Lil Bee Pee --girl or boy -- after me (her real mommy.) Kern refused and named her "Vivienne" after her late aunt. *yawning at the family tradition* So, for Momma Day, I thought Id give a shout out to Lil Bee Pee, my real baby in the En Cee.
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(Kern is about 5'5" with locs. She answers to "Kern.")
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WHERE YOU BEEN AT, Graciegirl?
*is happy/leaps for joy*
<---goes to neighbors' house,
sneaks trampoline over to this house,
rolls trampoline into living room,
jumps high high high on trampoline,
touches sky sky sky on trampoline,
gets head stuck stuck stuck in ceiling,
falls to floor,
bandages head,
spackles ceiling...
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