I think Maury Povich is HOT!

I can take a fucking work shirt whenever I need one.

One of my work shirts just melted.

I have work every fucking day.

One shirt will just not cut it. I wonder if they'll give me another.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY. Jenny.

So earlier today I was driving along on the freeway and I start driving along side this oil truck, and I look at it and realize that it has my birthdate all over it. So I'm staring and not paying attention to anything else, and I'm like... wtf. And then I start wondering what it could mean. FInally I realize I'm almost driving directly INTO the ( Read more... )

A fucking fire extinguisher got ripped off the fucking wall and blew the fuck up. Anthrax fucking snow that burns your fucking lungs. Dude. FUCKED UP ( Read more... )

-For texting me, because had you not, I would have slept until I should have been heading to work!
-For changing the time, because I totally miss you guys.
-For being you.

he Most Personal Quiz Ever ( Read more... )

I think I ran over a squirrel today, and that it didn't die instantly. I cried.

Can anyone everyone else get on AIM? They keep telling me there's been an error with the server. I have restarted my computer, and re-installed AIM. I still can't get on. I kind of feel like I'm suffocating a little. Is that bad?