This paper daunts me.

And I really don't think it's ANY coincidence that "daunts" rhymes with "taunts." It's just another funny, FUNNY joke the English language is playing on me. Kind of like this paper.

My life is an onion of irony.

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(Get it?? Because of the layers??? Oh come on, don't even ACT like you didn't see Shrek!!!)

So, you guys born in April: happy birthday, all of you! Because it's really really really hard for me to keep track of you. Especially the 12093 of you born on the 12. It's nice that you share and all, but CHEESY DICED. It hurts my head ( Read more... )

Lots of reading going on lately. Lots of watching. Absorbing. Punctuated by a sex toy party, but that's another story ( Read more... )

Tonight/today marked the end of NSDF. I'm kind of sad; it's been fun to run around with loads of performers and students and all sorts of new people for the week. I won't miss having to walk down to the stupid spa every day. Those stairs. Have mercy ( Read more... )

It's the last day of the festival! No more do I have to wear a purple t-shirt--I GET TO CHOOSE MY OWN OUTFIT! Tonight is the burlesque party. Free bar for the LO's from 8:30-10:30. Yessssssssssss ( Read more... )

There once was a man with a willy ( Read more... )

So, a couple of things to click on:

Berger inspired me to make one of those Chevy commercials.

And then this gem.Now, most of you guys will think this is wonderful. Some of you girls might wonder why I'm passing this on. I do it because this girl is obviously naive and under a misconception about boredom on the internet, and she was the one who ( Read more... )

In the good ol' morning-time, I ( Read more... )

i SHOULD be doing laundry or writing one of two papers that are due at the end of this month, neither of which i've even done research for yet... and i don't know why i'm not panicking...

but instead i'm going to read slaughterhouse five and do crossword puzzles. yay!

*even when it's warm (at least, warm for england) outside in the air, the north sea is still RIDICULOUSLY UNBELIEVABLY FROSTBITEFULLY FREEZING ( Read more... )