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[feedums]

Damn, that's hot shit.

How come we all consider him so unbelievably attractive anyway? I mean, he's not all that pretty, yet... roar omg.

[bracketpioke]

I knows. *_*

It's crazy. I know that he's not pretty in the least, and he's so buff it puts me off, but there's just something about him that reels me in. It's insane and I can't figure it out.

[feedums]

I know! Methinks it might be the girly facial features? His eyes are gorgeous. And he has a very nice nose. Ah fuck it. I don't know.

[bracketpioke]

The girly faial features are a good possibility...and I agree, his eyes are mighty nice. He does have a nice nose, but I've been spoilt on Craig's nose, so if a guy's nose isn't just like amazingly perfect like Craig's, then it can totally ruin the rest of their face. But I'm a douche, so whatever. xD

Maybe it's that crazy bottom-lip-licking-while-thinking move that he does in, like, every movie that he's in...

[___carrot___]

God damn, can I have sex with your LJ?

I've seen Jake Gyllenhaal's pecker... Oh how I love Brokeback Mountain. -gigglefit-

[bracketpioke]

xD I don't mind.

I KNOWS! I was watchin' Bareback Mountain like "OMG THERE'S A P33N! *giggles*"

[___carrot___]

Did you rewind and zoom in then play on slow-mo? I did. -gigglefit-

[ilikep33n]

I'ma friend you. If you haven't already figured out who I am, you're more dense than I thought. <3

[bracketpioke]

thx, baby. xD