http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFu7Z-UYZmg&eurl=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fAOFvR-nGo&eurl=

Edit:  The one Republican I had high hopes for (McCain) voted down this ammendment.  ( Read more... )

Screech did porn.

Turkeys in Nato.
The Kurds are in northern Iraq.
The Kurds have been performing terrorist acts on Turkey for years.  Why?  They're the most secular nation in the Middle East.
sec·u·lar·ism
n.  The view that religious considerations should be excluded from civil affairs or public education.
Bassically Secular means they tolerate other religions.  All ( Read more... )

I completed my first trip.
I am a political ouroboros.

If any of you have "Just a friend" by Biz Markie you should give it to me.  Birthday present and all.

Fuck France.
Fuck Venezuela.
Fuck Mexico.
Fuck Russia.
Fuck China.
But most importantly:  Fuck Japan.

The United States of America soon the be the United Soviet Socailst Republic of America ( Read more... )

The god of irony and the god of death teamed up.

Two cops were cycling to raise money for dead cops.  They were then run over and killed  by the support vehicle behind them.  The support vehicle was there to give them water, or first aid in case of an accident.

http://www.tribstar.com/local/local..._234204018.html

I had a sort of half-chuckle moment ( Read more... )

[11:26] boyzNberryfool: how many people will come to your party
[11:26] boyzNberryfool: /what time did you tell them
[11:30] boyzNberryfool: lets say seven oclock
[11:31] boyzNberryfool: im getting a cake and some kind of food

Snakes On A Plane II: Sharks On A Roller Coaster.