If you can't convince them, confuse them

[brad_chase]

There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. ~P.J. O'Rourke

Comments

[hornypenny]

Hmmm, I prefer your birthday suit.

[brad_chase]

That wouldn't be a good look, either, Miss Hornypenny.

[hornypenny]

You are much too modest.

[brad_chase]

It gets me around - its utilitarian.

Yours, on the other hand... When's your birthday, Miss Hornypenny?

[alan_shore]

As do immature, irresponsible grown men.

[hornypenny]

Care to name anyone in particular, Mr. Shore?

[alan_shore]

I'll refrain, for fear of being informed that they're rubber and I'm glue.

[brad_chase]

Thank you, Alan, for making Christmas just a little more surreal.

[carolina_stokes]

You lost a bet with Alan, didn't you?

[brad_chase]

No, this is from Prada's 2005 collection.

[carolina_stokes]

It is....nice.

*smiles*

Did you like your gift, Brad?

[brad_chase]

You're too kind, Carolina. You can borrow it anytime.

*holds up the coffee mug she sent him and laughs* I love it - but what I love more is the look on Alan's face in our staff meetings when I sit across from him and he attempts to ignore the inscription: "Dammit, Shore!".

Thank you for the coffee. It's wonderful - and so are you.

[hoyt_woodrow]

Isn't there height restrictions for that?

[brad_chase]

Aren't there cop dignity restrictions as well?

[hoyt_woodrow]

Depends on how much of the Irish goes in the coffee at the office party.

[brad_chase]

*can't stop looking at Woody's nose*

Yours was all Irish, wasn't it?

[psych101_not]

*Small smile of amusement.*

Pardon me. I am Dr. Caseres. Are you alright?

[brad_chase]

Nothing that a little drug therapy for a posttraumatic stress disorder might cure.

*pauses, then glances at Shore*

Make that ongoing TSD.

[psych101_not]

*hands him her card*

I specialize in extremely abnormal personalities and trauma recovery.

Call me anytime.

[brad_chase]

*reads*
Psychiatrist...Manhattan.

The only trait where I'm extreme is my ethics. This is not some costume fetish. The guy you want - the one that could put you on the map...

I present to you our very own tweaked Brian Wilson in his Dr. Eugene Levy sandbox phase - Alan Shore.