Comments | brad_corp: Plan for the future:

brad_corp

Plan for the future:

Jun 16, 2006 19:21

Once I get wrongfully accused of thirteen things in this house, I am putting in to action my plan to move out.

I'm looking for one to two roomies, leave your application here.

(just to give you some perspective, it's been exactly a week and the count of wrongful accusation is up to three).

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7lifeuncommon7 June 16 2006, 09:33:21 UTC

Brad! BRAD! Brad, I need to talk to you! Did you ejacculate on my toothbrush?

brad_corp June 16 2006, 09:38:51 UTC

what, like recently? No.

7lifeuncommon7 June 16 2006, 09:43:08 UTC

You're right. It was me, I forgot. I ran out of toothpaste. Okay, my bad. I guess I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. Though you can probably understand why I thought it was you, though, right?

brad_corp June 16 2006, 10:04:50 UTC

I certainly can, I mean...it's funny!

You should talk to my dad. At least when you realise that it wasn't me you apologise, rather than still attempting to attribute blame to me rather than admitting a fault.

Eg - the toilet is broken, I was the one that told him and it turns out to be a seal is broken at the end.
At the beginning: "What did you do to break it? Toilet's don't just go like this, you must have done something! Did you hit it? Did you kick it? What did you do when you were trying to fix it?

*realises it was mechanical failure, not mine*

"Why didn't you tell me straight away rather than waiting like this! I wish people would talk to me! What did you do when you realised it was broken? Why didn't you tell me? How long has it been like this? We're in a drought you know! Sometimes, I wish you weren't my son!"

Okay, so I made the last sentence up, but the rest is true.

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brad_corp June 16 2006, 10:07:45 UTC

My toilet is broken and I need to wee. I might have to go in the garden like the plants do.

7lifeuncommon7 June 16 2006, 10:24:10 UTC

You didn't hear this from me...

but let's just say that if you were to pay certain women certain somes of money, they'd go wee-wees on your chest!

brad_corp June 18 2006, 03:31:31 UTC

your mum was telling me about that. She wanted thirty bucks though. I thought that was a bit of a rip considering I could just lie on the ground, aim up and score myself. So I said "thanks but no thanks" and kicked her in the junk.

7lifeuncommon7 June 18 2006, 03:59:54 UTC

... I suppose I deserved that for being such an attention-seeker.

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