Am I dead yet?

[bradley_cooper]

I was elbowed several hundred million times working my way through the department store trying to finish my Christmas shopping. Luckily I lived with nothing but a few bruises. However, it's nothing when compared to Paul's death threat for me to update. So here I am breaking your bubble that I'm dead.

Hi Janeane, why don't you ever call?

Comments

[garofalo_j]

hahaha I wasn't aware of your number. Stop dying, it scares me.

[bradley_cooper]

Excuses, excuses. Fine, I'll call.

[j_garner]

Hi I heard you're coming back to us this season. I'm so happy!

[bradley_cooper]

I heard I am. You aren't the only one who's excited about it. Hopefully they'll give us a chance to romance each other.

[j_garner]

Oh yay, let's hope so. ;)

[paul_rudd]

Apparently, it was an effective one.

[bradley_cooper]

I'm one to please.