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[bradleysands]

I have been blogging at http://www.lawngnomesinspace.blogspot.com

It is a lot of fun. I have never done a proper blog before. It is more fun than reading any of your lj entries, except for theophile's.

I have just insulted everybody on my friends list who isn't theophile. I hope you can find

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[automatikpoetry]

That blog is supposed to be a secret!!!

And you have just horribly offended me and you are now banned from CHIAROSCURO... just kidding I hope you send us something for issue #31.

[bradleysands]

Remind me when I get home.

[ajjones]

What if I do that thing with the clown and the donkey again?

[bradleysands]

Please, no. Clowns are evil and fucked.

[ergiwarrior]

laundry/death robot? I have one of those!

[bradleysands]

I am having trouble inventing my robot, so you need to lend me your's.

[theophile]

fucken owned bitches

[bradleysands]

Bitches? What are you? A fourteen year old girl?

I want to interview you for my blog. You can threaten me with bodily harm.

[theophile]

I'm sorry but such requests should be directed to my agent; I am a goddamn celebrity and don't involve myself personally in scheduling interviews, replying to fan mail, or buying feminine sanitary products

[bradleysands]

I broke your agent's fucking kneecaps.

He has agreed to the interview.