Playoffs? Eh, fuck 'em. There's a beach and a mostly naked former goalie waiting for me, what more do I really need right now?

I'd be bitter, but really, I've been here enough times that... whatever, really.

Anyone starts calling me Lukie, they die. Just wanted to point that out. Lucky, fine, Lukie... well, ask Danny about how I feel about that. *smirks ( Read more... )

That skinny little fuck Armstrong has really sharp elbows. But they cleared me to play so I guess it's just a headache. I have to make Danny promise not to try and kill the kid now.

I only really have one thing to say:

Leather pants and chocolate body paint on a hot goalie are the best thing to wake up to, no matter if it's some sappy-ass holiday or not.

The baby goalie totally freaks out if something makes me bleed on the ice. He's still hovering. I don't really mind it, it's kinda nice actually.

Syd, man, what is with the getting hurt bullshit? We should knock it off.

The furball demands a walk. I think I'm going to make Danny deal with it.

Danny's still sort of in trouble. He knows why. It's better now, but there are some things you don't do with me! *laughs* Not a ton going on otherwise, which is good. I'm old, I like my downtime. Soon, Syd and I are going to have to retire and have our younger and sexy as fuck boyfriends take care of us.

Mmm... I like the sound of that...

Words cannot express how much I hate the delay of game puck over the glass penalty.

At least my ankle's a bit better. I can play, anyway.

I'm not sure which is worse... losing, or having your boyfriend somewhat gleeful about it because you lost to his old team. Or maybe it's watching your team lose, rather than playing, and then having a kinda gleeful boyfriend.

Yeah, I dunno about this shit right now.

Summer went way the fuck too fast. I don't want to go back to Jersey.

I'm not sure if the heat has officially melted my brain or what, but Dallas? Fuckin' hot. Not complaining though, means baby goalie never wears much clothes. Very little clothes is almost as good as no clothes, and we all know naked is my favourite thing. Especially naked with him... mmm, I think I'm going to go get him naked right now, in fact!