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[bradoracle]

If you're blond-haired, watch out for a falling brick pushed from above by a white cat trying to catch a crow

Comments

[im_not_a_rookie]

Um...does the blonde happen to be male or female?

[bradoracle]

I don't know. I don't make the news, I just told Medea I'd report it.

[im_not_a_rookie]

Hm, not leaving the house for a week, then. What a wonderful excuse not to!

[bradoracle]

That's only for today.

[teufel_schu]

Hey Brad? What's the horoscope for Sagittarius?

[bradoracle]

Mouthy telepaths who annoy their betters will end up recovering from a gunshot wound to the lung for the rest of the week.

[teufel_schu]

Wow, would you look at the time? I'm late for work.

[bradoracle]

Get me a gun while you're there.

[bone_pulse]

You foretell the future...?

[bradoracle]

Yes, I can.

[bone_pulse]

...Accurate foretellings?

[bradoracle]

Of course.

[calamitousness]

... Why would someone try to hit me with a brick?

[bradoracle]

I didn't say it was on purpose. I said a cat will knock it off when it is chasing a bird.

[calamitousness]

Well, that's not cool, either. How d'you know that, anyways?

[bradoracle]

I just know.

[tinyfukutaichou]

That's right, Blonde - not pink, 'cause hittin' me on the head with a brick ain' right!

...though I do know a pink-haired guy who could use a brick upside the noggin.

[bradoracle]

A pink haired man? What does he look like?

[tinyfukutaichou]

He's tall, wears glasses, his hair is cut kinda girly, an' he's real thin. Last I saw 'im he was wearin' white, minus the blood, an' he likes t' smirk.

[bradoracle]

You wouldn't happen to know a woman who uses electricity, would you?