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[bradoracle]

Just when you think it can't get any worse, it will.

Now to go throttle a redheaded German telepath.

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[im_not_a_rookie]

All red-heads are a pain in the behind, I swear.

[bradoracle]

I find it especially annoying when they get into a good sulk that they feel they have every right in the world to be firmly lodged in while the rest of us would like to continue on with life.

[im_not_a_rookie]

Hey now, we're all allowed out low days...

[bradoracle]

I don't have time for sulks. That is why Smith and Wesson created a reliable handgun.

[sorcerously]

... Never have I been so happy to be English.

[bradoracle]

Indeed.

[somes_auditus]

What'd he do this time?

[bradoracle]

When considering Schuldig, one should usually ask 'what didn't he do' instead of what did.

[somes_auditus]

There's a nondescript "d" in there. Why not imagine I said "what didn't vati do"?

[bradoracle]

Something I am not pleased about and he shows little inclination to make it better.

[strategy_master]

Crawford?

Where is he?

[bradoracle]

This is Schwarz business, not yours.

[strategy_master]

Don't give me that. Tell me where he is.

[bradoracle]

No. This is between the two of us, and given his shrieking earlier, which I might add I did not appreciate either, you do not get that information.

private//unhackable

[sadisticstorm]

You. You're the one they call 'Oracle', right?

Re: private//unhackable

[bradoracle]

Yes, I am. And you are?

Re: private//unhackable

[sadisticstorm]

Larxene. I've been told you predicted something about Wesker and myself.

Re: private//unhackable

[bradoracle]

Wesker... the man with snake eyes that moves underground?

If it was you, it could be one of about three things I've predicted about him. Which one are you referring to?