Fic: Fancy Feast ;) (1/1)
Title: Fancy Feast ;) (1/1)
Author: BradyGirl_12
Pairings/Characters: Diana/Selina
Genres: Crackfic, Fluff, Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Summary: Diana’s cooking is improving. Maybe a little too much. ;)
Date Of Completion: January 5, 2012
Date Of Posting: January 8, 2012
Disclaimer: I don’t own ‘em, DC does, more’s the pity.
Word Count: 364
Feedback welcome and appreciated.
Author’s Note: Written for ryu19.
Selina took her catsuit out of the closet and stripped down to her bra and panties. Leather against bare skin wasn’t exactly the most comfortable. Better to have some protection, she smirked.
With practiced ease she stepped into the pants and began to pull up the skintight suit.
& & & & & &
Diana put the finishing touches on the three-layer angel cake she had just baked. Lemon frosting was just the topping for it now that it was cooled. Her roast was cooking in the oven and carrots and green beans simmered in pots on the stove. The spices she had used were scattered on the counter, waiting to be replaced in the spice rack. She started washing her baking utensils in the sink when an agonized cry from the bedroom caused her to drop the spatula and run.
“Selina, what’s wrong?” Diana was ready to do battle, bracelets positioned to deflect weaponry when she skidded to a halt in the bedroom doorway.
Selina was gyrating on her back as she clutched her suit around her waist.
“Are you in pain? Can I help?” Diana asked anxiously.
Selina glared up at her. “Yes! Stop cooking!”
“What?”
Selina grunted as she tried to pull her suit up. “Ever since you became Suzy Homemaker…cooking and baking…I’ve gained weight!”
Diana stared. “Oh, I’m sorry!” Her lips twitched.
Selina huffed and puffed. “How can I swoop across rooftops as the slinky and debonair Catwoman, jewel thief extraordinaire, if I can’t get into my damned catsuit?!”
Diana started laughing. She leaned over her spouse and patted Selina’s tummy. “Looks like you need to get on a reducing program.”
“I need to quit eating your latest concoctions!”
Diana smiled. “Oh, that’d be a shame, considering how well I’m doing.” Her blue eyes sparkled. “You wouldn’t want to miss any of my meals. They’re delicious.”
“I need to lose weight!”
Diana climbed up on the bed. “I have ways of burning calories that I think you’ll like.” She leaned down and kissed Selina’s bare shoulder, smiling as her lover growled and pulled her close.
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ryu19’s request: Selina/Diana where the pair has been married for a few years and Selina is losing her fit figure owing to Diana’s new-found love of cooking.
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Author: BradyGirl_12
Pairings/Characters: Diana/Selina
Genres: Crackfic, Fluff, Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Summary: Diana’s cooking is improving. Maybe a little too much. ;)
Date Of Completion: January 5, 2012
Date Of Posting: January 8, 2012
Disclaimer: I don’t own ‘em, DC does, more’s the pity.
Word Count: 364
Feedback welcome and appreciated.
Author’s Note: Written for ryu19.
Selina took her catsuit out of the closet and stripped down to her bra and panties. Leather against bare skin wasn’t exactly the most comfortable. Better to have some protection, she smirked.
With practiced ease she stepped into the pants and began to pull up the skintight suit.
& & & & & &
Diana put the finishing touches on the three-layer angel cake she had just baked. Lemon frosting was just the topping for it now that it was cooled. Her roast was cooking in the oven and carrots and green beans simmered in pots on the stove. The spices she had used were scattered on the counter, waiting to be replaced in the spice rack. She started washing her baking utensils in the sink when an agonized cry from the bedroom caused her to drop the spatula and run.
“Selina, what’s wrong?” Diana was ready to do battle, bracelets positioned to deflect weaponry when she skidded to a halt in the bedroom doorway.
Selina was gyrating on her back as she clutched her suit around her waist.
“Are you in pain? Can I help?” Diana asked anxiously.
Selina glared up at her. “Yes! Stop cooking!”
“What?”
Selina grunted as she tried to pull her suit up. “Ever since you became Suzy Homemaker…cooking and baking…I’ve gained weight!”
Diana stared. “Oh, I’m sorry!” Her lips twitched.
Selina huffed and puffed. “How can I swoop across rooftops as the slinky and debonair Catwoman, jewel thief extraordinaire, if I can’t get into my damned catsuit?!”
Diana started laughing. She leaned over her spouse and patted Selina’s tummy. “Looks like you need to get on a reducing program.”
“I need to quit eating your latest concoctions!”
Diana smiled. “Oh, that’d be a shame, considering how well I’m doing.” Her blue eyes sparkled. “You wouldn’t want to miss any of my meals. They’re delicious.”
“I need to lose weight!”
Diana climbed up on the bed. “I have ways of burning calories that I think you’ll like.” She leaned down and kissed Selina’s bare shoulder, smiling as her lover growled and pulled her close.
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ryu19’s request: Selina/Diana where the pair has been married for a few years and Selina is losing her fit figure owing to Diana’s new-found love of cooking.
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