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Private Log: Horio goes to Sing-Sing, Maximum Security Prison, to get his two years of tennis experience back. No one can see this etc.
Yes I RPed this by myself. And I have no idea what prisons are like, especially not Sing-Sing so it's really bad and not historically accurate. I tried? >.>
Horio: WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S A MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON CALLED THE SING-SING PRISON IN AMERICA...
Horio: *is magically whooshed to the prison in NY*
Horio: *sits up* AHHHHH. WHERE AM I?!?! WHY AM I WEARING A STRIPED JUMPSUIT?! WHY AM I BEHIND BARS?!?!
Big Scary Guy 1: (from next cell) *says in low whisper* I wouldn't talk if I were you.
Horio: AHHH!! WHO'S THAT?!
Big Scary Guy 1: *still whispering* Name's Jones. Who're you, kid?
Horio: I AM HORIO SATOSHI.
Big Scary Guy 1: You foreign?
Horio: NO, I AM JAPANESE.
Big Scary Guy 1: What you in for?
Horio: NOTHING! I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT! *GRABS BAR AND TRIES TO SHAKE IT*
Big Scary Guy 1: *casually* Ah. I murdered my family.
Horio: YOU...WHAT?!?!
Big Scary Guy 2: *glares at him from the cell opposite him with red eyes* *licks lips* *says in a quiet hiss* Ah. Fresh meat.
Horio: WHAT?!
Big Scary Guy 1: Easy, Smith. Gotta watch out for him. He's a cannibal.
Horio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ON SECOND THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY IN HERE. *hugs knees and starts to rock back and forth*
Guard Holding Big Gun: *comes over looking all tough* Who's making all the noise?
Prisoners: *silently point at Horio*
Horio: *eyes go wide* BUT BUT BUT!
Guard Holding Big Gun: In this prison only absolute silence is tolerated.
Horio: I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE THOUGH!!!
Guard Holding Big Gun: Let me guess. You're innocent.
Horio: I AM!!!!
Guard Holding Big Gun: That's one I've heard before.
Horio: I AM! I'M LOOKING FOR MY MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE!!! HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!?!
Guard Holding Big Gun: You know, there's a place where we send the insane ones.
Horio: I'M NOT INSANE!!! THE VIRGIN MARY TOOK MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE AWAY FROM ME AND IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE. I NEED TO LOOK FOR IT. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!!!
Guard Holding Big Gun: Alright. I've heard enough. *gets on walkie-talkie*
Horio: WAAAIT!!! NOOOO!!!
More Guards Holding Big Guns: *come over*
Horio: *TREMBLES*
Guards: *open up cell* *tie Horio's hands tightly behind his back*
Horio: OWWW!
Guards: NO TALKING.
Horio: O____o
Guards: *push and prod Horio through the prison*
Prisoners: *stare out of their cells at him, looking Really Intimidating*
Horio: *whimpers*
Horio: *is put into solitary confinement cell and locked up*
Cell: *is really small and silent and completely dark*
Horio: D: *curls up into ball*
Horio: *waits and waits and waits* not...fair...don't...belong...here...two...years...tennis...experience...
Many Hours: *pass*
Horio: I want my mommy. *starts to cry*
Food: *is shoved through some random hole*
Horio: *goes over and inspects it* EWWW THIS LOOKS ALL GROSS. AND THIS PEA IS GLOWING. HEY. WHY'S THIS PEA GLOWING?!
Silence: *fills room*
Pea: *glows*
Horio: *stares at it*
Horio: *eats the stuff around it*
Pea: *continues to glow*
Horio: MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE?! IS THAT YOU?! O____o
I EXPECTED YOU TO BE A LOT MORE IMPRESSIVE LOOKING. OR AT LEAST BIGGER.
Two Years of Tennis Experience: *glows*
Horio: *reaches out and touches it hesitantly* *feels all tingly*
Horio: *is magically whooshed back to his room*
Horio: *blinks at Sudden Light* WOW!!! I'M AT HOME!!!! *RUNS DOWN THE STAIRS* MOM!!! I'M BACK!!!!
Horio's Mom: Back from where, Satoshi?
Horio: *latches on to Mom's leg like little kid* WAH!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! D: D: D:D: D:
Horio's Mom: *blinks* Are you feeling alright?
Horio: I WAS JUST PUT IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON. AND YOU ASK IF I'M FEELING ALRIGHT.
Horio's Mom: What, dear?
Horio: NEVER MIND. GEEZ. BUT AT LEAST I GOT MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE BACK. I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW AND PLAY TENNIS!!!
Horio: *RUNS OUTSIDE WITH TENNIS RACKET* *BOUNCES BALL ON RACKET SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE MESSING UP* YAY!!!! I'M GOOD AGAIN!!!!
Yes I RPed this by myself. And I have no idea what prisons are like, especially not Sing-Sing so it's really bad and not historically accurate. I tried? >.>
Horio: WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S A MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON CALLED THE SING-SING PRISON IN AMERICA...
Horio: *is magically whooshed to the prison in NY*
Horio: *sits up* AHHHHH. WHERE AM I?!?! WHY AM I WEARING A STRIPED JUMPSUIT?! WHY AM I BEHIND BARS?!?!
Big Scary Guy 1: (from next cell) *says in low whisper* I wouldn't talk if I were you.
Horio: AHHH!! WHO'S THAT?!
Big Scary Guy 1: *still whispering* Name's Jones. Who're you, kid?
Horio: I AM HORIO SATOSHI.
Big Scary Guy 1: You foreign?
Horio: NO, I AM JAPANESE.
Big Scary Guy 1: What you in for?
Horio: NOTHING! I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT! *GRABS BAR AND TRIES TO SHAKE IT*
Big Scary Guy 1: *casually* Ah. I murdered my family.
Horio: YOU...WHAT?!?!
Big Scary Guy 2: *glares at him from the cell opposite him with red eyes* *licks lips* *says in a quiet hiss* Ah. Fresh meat.
Horio: WHAT?!
Big Scary Guy 1: Easy, Smith. Gotta watch out for him. He's a cannibal.
Horio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ON SECOND THOUGHT MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY IN HERE. *hugs knees and starts to rock back and forth*
Guard Holding Big Gun: *comes over looking all tough* Who's making all the noise?
Prisoners: *silently point at Horio*
Horio: *eyes go wide* BUT BUT BUT!
Guard Holding Big Gun: In this prison only absolute silence is tolerated.
Horio: I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE THOUGH!!!
Guard Holding Big Gun: Let me guess. You're innocent.
Horio: I AM!!!!
Guard Holding Big Gun: That's one I've heard before.
Horio: I AM! I'M LOOKING FOR MY MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE!!! HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!?!
Guard Holding Big Gun: You know, there's a place where we send the insane ones.
Horio: I'M NOT INSANE!!! THE VIRGIN MARY TOOK MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE AWAY FROM ME AND IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE. I NEED TO LOOK FOR IT. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!!!
Guard Holding Big Gun: Alright. I've heard enough. *gets on walkie-talkie*
Horio: WAAAIT!!! NOOOO!!!
More Guards Holding Big Guns: *come over*
Horio: *TREMBLES*
Guards: *open up cell* *tie Horio's hands tightly behind his back*
Horio: OWWW!
Guards: NO TALKING.
Horio: O____o
Guards: *push and prod Horio through the prison*
Prisoners: *stare out of their cells at him, looking Really Intimidating*
Horio: *whimpers*
Horio: *is put into solitary confinement cell and locked up*
Cell: *is really small and silent and completely dark*
Horio: D: *curls up into ball*
Horio: *waits and waits and waits* not...fair...don't...belong...here...two...years...tennis...experience...
Many Hours: *pass*
Horio: I want my mommy. *starts to cry*
Food: *is shoved through some random hole*
Horio: *goes over and inspects it* EWWW THIS LOOKS ALL GROSS. AND THIS PEA IS GLOWING. HEY. WHY'S THIS PEA GLOWING?!
Silence: *fills room*
Pea: *glows*
Horio: *stares at it*
Horio: *eats the stuff around it*
Pea: *continues to glow*
Horio: MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE?! IS THAT YOU?! O____o
I EXPECTED YOU TO BE A LOT MORE IMPRESSIVE LOOKING. OR AT LEAST BIGGER.
Two Years of Tennis Experience: *glows*
Horio: *reaches out and touches it hesitantly* *feels all tingly*
Horio: *is magically whooshed back to his room*
Horio: *blinks at Sudden Light* WOW!!! I'M AT HOME!!!! *RUNS DOWN THE STAIRS* MOM!!! I'M BACK!!!!
Horio's Mom: Back from where, Satoshi?
Horio: *latches on to Mom's leg like little kid* WAH!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! D: D: D:D: D:
Horio's Mom: *blinks* Are you feeling alright?
Horio: I WAS JUST PUT IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON. AND YOU ASK IF I'M FEELING ALRIGHT.
Horio's Mom: What, dear?
Horio: NEVER MIND. GEEZ. BUT AT LEAST I GOT MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE BACK. I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW AND PLAY TENNIS!!!
Horio: *RUNS OUTSIDE WITH TENNIS RACKET* *BOUNCES BALL ON RACKET SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE MESSING UP* YAY!!!! I'M GOOD AGAIN!!!!