TO GET MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE BACK, THE VIRGIN MARY MADE ME GO TO THIS MAXIMUM SECURITY JAIL CALLED SING-SING. THEY THOUGHT I WAS A PRISONER! AND I GOT SENT TO SOLIDARY CONFINEMENT FOR DAYS AND DAYS PROBABLY. AND THERE WAS A CANNIBAL AND ALL THESE MURDERERS. IT WASN'T VERY FUN AT ALL!!! BUT IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE AMERICAN
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How was the food?
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THE FOOD WAS REALLY GROSS AND TASTED REALLY BAD BUT I WAS STARVED TO DEATH PRACTICALLY BY THAT POINT!! ALSO THERE WAS THIS GLOWING PEA BUT THAT TURNED OUT TO BE MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE AND NOT A PEA AFTER ALL.
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I think you mean "solitary" confinement, though...
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