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[braid_my_mer]

I got drunk tonight. SURPRISE

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[malakajoe]

I'll break you off a piece of a Kit Kat bar.

[braid_my_mer]

i know that you will, tk.

[speedracr]

That was just fantastic in so many ways.

I don't think I got a drunk dial, but I should've.

I'd say you might not miss her, just the idea of her... but who am I to say.

You just need to go watch "Totally Awesome", because I think you'd love Tracy Morgan...

"So what you think, there's some type-a yellow brick road? And I'm the wizard? HUH? There's requirements to being black! Requirements! You ever threw a chiuahua off the roof in the projects? You ever got a female pregnanat, when you was like, seven? Have you ever broke a Puerto Rican dude's arm for sweatpants money? No? Then you can't be black, you can't be black. You just too white for me, homeboy."

[braid_my_mer]

how many ways?

you didn't. sorry! maybe next time?

nah, fuck the idea. the idea of her makes me want to vomit. i miss hugging her.

already told you i have that shit on tivo.

[lick_my_brit]

you're so goddamned handy it makes me sick.