Make up your damned mind!

[brain_scratch]

Man, a year can fly by so quickly. Yeah, I'm back to using LiveJournal. The domain name for brain-scratch.com expires in a few weeks, and I've decided not to renew it. I've owned the name for 4 years now, and haven't done a thing with it. Each attempt I've made to start up my own site has pretty much fell flat. So I've finally decided to just give

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[von_bek]

I already know the next step in iWhore-dom.
the iNeural. it's a 5GB chip about the size of a processor, that's installed in your brain on the lobe that works with hearing (whatever lobe that is, I ain't looking it up, so there), transmitting the songs directly to your mind, as if you were really hearing them with your ears. nifty accessories will be developped to send the music out of your head to audible levels, turning your nipples into 100dB speakers. the bass-boost will, of course, kick in by utilizing your anus.

unfortunately, the problem of battery life still won't be fixed by then (even with all the neural electricity from the brain), so after a year or so you'll be required to send your entire brain to Apple, where they will replace the chip with a new one, and ship your brain back to you. the process will probably take 3-4 weeks, all-in-all.

[brain_scratch]

LMAO, I'm so buying that too the day it comes out.