feeling nice

[brainbucket]

I feel so fucking cool right now.
I feel super hot.

Cool ... like an ice sculpture of a vagina ... hot ... like a burning ring of fire (cash) ....Contradictory, or what?

Still hungry though.
I'm thinking I need to go hunting ... or ice fishing or something.
Maybe I'll snare that cute bunny who hangs out behind the res building.
Sorry Sheena. :( I take

Comments

[petite_sirene]

haha ... your posts are pretty funny. i always read them and laugh. but don't eat the bunny; she probably has millions of kids who need her!

[brainbucket]

Yeah, I'm not eating the bunny.

Keep reading, and comment. I loooove comments.

[brainbucket]

It is verrrrrry possible my dear friend.

I found a friend today, who randomly called herself a pirate. I asked her if she had a fleet or was looking to join.

She asked if she could be our barwench. I said I saw no problem in it.

[brainbucket]

Yeah, it so it. Nice cherry colored hard wood, silver and platinum trimmings. .... you know ... the hard life we live as pirates, we have to surround ourselves with the finer things ... like bar wenches.

Food

[anonymous]

I told you I'd send you food....

Just not your frozen fruit... cause that would be gross.

How 'bout some canned lima beans or bean sprouts?? They'll mail fine.
-K

Re: Food

[brainbucket]

Lima beans are a go!
Or how about ... cranberries.

I've ate like three cans of tuno in two days. I'm getting creative with it.

Yum.