I"m so tired of constant bullshit. One of these days I swear i'm gonna snap. God help those people that are around me when I do.

I get my new gun in a week or so. I'm going to be anticipating it greatly. Its been a while since i've had a .45 and I miss shooting. I think after it comes in I'm gonna go get my conceal and carry license. After all that is said and done I will probably start my AK47 project if I haven't started it before then.

An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying,"Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of ( Read more... )

Why the fuck do I hold back on people? I'd love to verbally and emotionally rip them to shreds, but for some reason I don't. Its not cause I like the person. In fact it couldn't be any more opposite. I guess I just don't want to waste my breathe on someone that doesn't matter.

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well i filed my taxes today. its sad to see how little i made in a years time. however, i am quite surprised with what i'm getting back. i'll have it in 1 - 2 days. WOOOHOOO! Combined with my upcoming paycheck I should be able to make my car work perfectly and get it inspected ( Read more... )

I'll see you next week. Can't wait to play!

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So I bought 2 toys off of ebay a few days ago. Now with my lack of faith in the U.S.P.S. and prayers my money orders slowly meander their way to their predetermined destinations. I pay for 2-3 day shipping, but it always ends up taking more like 4-5. Oh well, I take my sweetass time gettings shit done too so I guess I can't complain too much. I ( Read more... )

i came across a garbage pail kid creator while wandering the internet aimlessly at work. who says i'm not productive? here are two i made. i know its fucked up, but its still funny.


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