Winchester Angst
So, a friend (yes, you
floydsir ) pointed out to me that the first 45 seconds of Potter Puppet Pals “Wizard Angst” fits perfectly with Supernatural. So I decided to alter the whole thing, since I seem to have more success with parodies than actual, original writing.
Sam: I feel cranky and pubescent today and I don't know why. Grrrrrrr... I'm going to take it out on people I like.
Dean: Hello Sammy! What sort of tomfoolery shall we get up to today?
Sam: No tomfoolery today, Dean. I'm sick of your dreadful, speckled mug.
Dean: Why must you hurt me in this way, Sammy?
Jo: Yeah? What's your problem, Sam?
Sam: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can't hold down a girlfriend, and I'm surrounded by fucking DEMONS and shit all the time. I mean, WTF?
Dean: But we're hunters, Sam. The demons need to be exorcised!
Sam: Well, I still have nightmares about Jess burning on my ceiling every night! I can't take it anymore! I QUIT HUNTING.
Dean: *gasp*
Jo: But what about fighting the Yellow-Eyed Demon?
Sam: Fine. It's all up to you now, Dean.
Dean: B-b-b-b-b-but...NO!
Sam: Come on now, go fight him! *pushes Dean offscreen*
Screen shows Dean and YED.
Dean: *whimpers*
YED: Hello, little child.
Dean: *whimpers*
YED: Want a piece of me? What?
Dean runs away, flipping out.
YED: Yeah, you run away...
Screen shows Dean and Jo
Dean: AUGH! I can't do it!
Jo: You tried your best, Dean.
Dean: What's Sammy doing?
Screen shows Sam in a corner to the side
Sam: *repeatedly bangs forehead against wall* ANGST. ANGST. ANGST. ANGST. *chanting continues*
Screen returns to Dean and Jo
Jo: He's a little off today. Haven't you noticed?
Dean: Maybe he's in loooooove....
Jo: Who would fall in love with such a--
Dean: Maybe he needs a hug!
Sam (offscreen): I don't want a hug!
Dean and Jo move closer to Sam
Dean: Give me a hug, Sammy.
Sam: NO!
Dean: *glomps* Hugging!
Sam: I'll shoot you!
*struggle ensues with much flailing and whining*
*Jo backs away slowly*
Trickster: What is this rumpus?
Dean: Sammy hit me!
Sam: Dean invaded my personal bubble!
Trickster: Methinks some severe punishment is in order here....
Sam and Dean: Oh no!
Trickster: Sam, I shall stick you in an endless time loop in which you will be forced to watch Dean die in every way possible, completely unable to help him. Dean, I shall sic the hounds of hell--
Sam and Dean: *Pull out stakes. Stare menacingly at Trickster*
Trickster: *Slowly backs away, mumbling incoherent excuses*
Enter Bobby
Bobby: *laughs* That was awesome guys!
Dean: Thanks, Bobby!
Bobby (to Sam): Are you still full of that Winchester!Angst?
Sam: I think I can appreciate life a lot more now.
Bobby: Well, that's just fantastic!
Jo: Hey guys! Ew.... What's that smell?
Dean: Why, it's the Trickster's greatest "illusion" of all!
*All laugh uproariously*
*Bobby suddenly shoots upward. Sparkly princess noises*
Sam: *Whispers* Everybody make a wish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD-Huwlg2kY
Here is the original vid. I would recommend watching this WHILE reading the post. It makes more “sense”, I guess. >___<
floydsir ) pointed out to me that the first 45 seconds of Potter Puppet Pals “Wizard Angst” fits perfectly with Supernatural. So I decided to alter the whole thing, since I seem to have more success with parodies than actual, original writing.
Sam: I feel cranky and pubescent today and I don't know why. Grrrrrrr... I'm going to take it out on people I like.
Dean: Hello Sammy! What sort of tomfoolery shall we get up to today?
Sam: No tomfoolery today, Dean. I'm sick of your dreadful, speckled mug.
Dean: Why must you hurt me in this way, Sammy?
Jo: Yeah? What's your problem, Sam?
Sam: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can't hold down a girlfriend, and I'm surrounded by fucking DEMONS and shit all the time. I mean, WTF?
Dean: But we're hunters, Sam. The demons need to be exorcised!
Sam: Well, I still have nightmares about Jess burning on my ceiling every night! I can't take it anymore! I QUIT HUNTING.
Dean: *gasp*
Jo: But what about fighting the Yellow-Eyed Demon?
Sam: Fine. It's all up to you now, Dean.
Dean: B-b-b-b-b-but...NO!
Sam: Come on now, go fight him! *pushes Dean offscreen*
Screen shows Dean and YED.
Dean: *whimpers*
YED: Hello, little child.
Dean: *whimpers*
YED: Want a piece of me? What?
Dean runs away, flipping out.
YED: Yeah, you run away...
Screen shows Dean and Jo
Dean: AUGH! I can't do it!
Jo: You tried your best, Dean.
Dean: What's Sammy doing?
Screen shows Sam in a corner to the side
Sam: *repeatedly bangs forehead against wall* ANGST. ANGST. ANGST. ANGST. *chanting continues*
Screen returns to Dean and Jo
Jo: He's a little off today. Haven't you noticed?
Dean: Maybe he's in loooooove....
Jo: Who would fall in love with such a--
Dean: Maybe he needs a hug!
Sam (offscreen): I don't want a hug!
Dean and Jo move closer to Sam
Dean: Give me a hug, Sammy.
Sam: NO!
Dean: *glomps* Hugging!
Sam: I'll shoot you!
*struggle ensues with much flailing and whining*
*Jo backs away slowly*
Trickster: What is this rumpus?
Dean: Sammy hit me!
Sam: Dean invaded my personal bubble!
Trickster: Methinks some severe punishment is in order here....
Sam and Dean: Oh no!
Trickster: Sam, I shall stick you in an endless time loop in which you will be forced to watch Dean die in every way possible, completely unable to help him. Dean, I shall sic the hounds of hell--
Sam and Dean: *Pull out stakes. Stare menacingly at Trickster*
Trickster: *Slowly backs away, mumbling incoherent excuses*
Enter Bobby
Bobby: *laughs* That was awesome guys!
Dean: Thanks, Bobby!
Bobby (to Sam): Are you still full of that Winchester!Angst?
Sam: I think I can appreciate life a lot more now.
Bobby: Well, that's just fantastic!
Jo: Hey guys! Ew.... What's that smell?
Dean: Why, it's the Trickster's greatest "illusion" of all!
*All laugh uproariously*
*Bobby suddenly shoots upward. Sparkly princess noises*
Sam: *Whispers* Everybody make a wish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD-Huwlg2kY
Here is the original vid. I would recommend watching this WHILE reading the post. It makes more “sense”, I guess. >___<