an old friend of mine that i grew up with died this weekend. they found her hung in her room. that's what's new. how do i tell you i've been seeing you? i'm not normal. i knew you were gonna die. i realized it too late. i realized you were speaking to me too late.

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hi my name is joel andrade.

my best friend in the whole wide world is Arianne Salugao.

you better recognize.

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i just got off work so i'm sitting here wating for my friend to give me a ring so that i can buy a one way ticket out from here. it's fuckin' boring. today i rode to this one puny thrift store in camacaca and the owner came from the back after about 3 minutes or so and he's this tall white man in women's clothing. he seemed really nervous and ( Read more... )

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so i end up bursting a vein in my eye the prior day before yesterday. at first, i thought i was still stoned, but that made completely no sense. heheheh i just farted on this bus full of college arrogant nut sacks. i like to ask virginia, my gran, who reminds me of virginia wolf, who reminds me of that fuckin' gay ass train song "ask virgina," ask ( Read more... )

i woke up today because i got me a phone call from mr. jason from aladdin bailbonds wanting to ask me if i'd like to bail my momma out of jail for just $1000. i was so excited to say yes! i got all warm in my tummy and felt like shouting "fuck yeah!" slap that fat ass bill on me! i can't wait. so, i got high and high some more ate some comida de ( Read more... )

i. am. going. to. be. a. STONER AGAIN!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! no, that's not it at all.
i. am. going. to. be. a. VEGAN AGAIN!!!!!
the cheese is sporting acid reflex which probably doesn't help being a lactose intolerant scumbag.
plus, my stomach ache lsted until this next morning. i'm gonna face it. i'm not cut ot to be a meat and cheese eater.
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fuck this ache in my belly. i had two cups of sleepy tea and now i'm just waiting to fall flat on my fatbastardpussydickface. i just want to piss off. my grandma cannot stop making me laugh. ok thursday is 'sposed to be a pisces' lucky day, but i don't see nothing lucky about this lame ass thursday besides being a mother fucker and getting forced ( Read more... )

is dis you panties on da flor laaarry? peek up da panties on da flor laaarry.
eh go fuck your self.
i looove pimples forming right on top of my earlobes. the pain is incredible.
i'm sick of eating, but these fuckin tamales are waiting for me dog.

i didn't get the job at wendy's because my cousin is literally a moron and if he comes to my grandma's house again i'm going to have to try and refrain myself from fuckin punching him in his stupid mouth. other than that, i guess i have my health. oh wait, i don't because my organs are probably so dicapitated because of all of the shit i choose to ( Read more... )