"I tried my best, I really did, and I ended up looking a total nincomboob. Standing. Pulling the legs apart while standing. Standing in different directions. Look at me, I'm a standing fucktard..."
i am a huge R.E.M. fan, i completely detest that song, and the above quotation was just about the funniest goddamn thing i've ever heard...
I must smell like ass with all that dried sweat on me.
Actually, I would hazard to guess that you smelled like dried sweat. Though admittedly the two aren't mutually exclusive, since I suppose asses can be covered with dried sweat just as easily as other body parts.
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Is that any way to dance?
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"I tried my best, I really did, and I ended up looking a total nincomboob. Standing. Pulling the legs apart while standing. Standing in different directions. Look at me, I'm a standing fucktard..."
i am a huge R.E.M. fan, i completely detest that song, and the above quotation was just about the funniest goddamn thing i've ever heard...
thank you...
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The latest issue of Bitch quotes Judith Halberstam calling that movie, "Dude, Where's my Pinot Noir?"
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Actually, I would hazard to guess that you smelled like dried sweat. Though admittedly the two aren't mutually exclusive, since I suppose asses can be covered with dried sweat just as easily as other body parts.
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