Sometimes i really miss my old roomate Dave.

The Tivo is broken and i dont know how to fix it - it confuses the hell out of me and i hardly watch tv anyway ( Read more... )

The ghetto neighbours across the street are moving out. This is the set of neighbours across from where i park, that housed the lady that came out one October night, flipped out and smashed the shit out of HER OWN windshield with a hammer, then sauntered back inside the house ( Read more... )

I cant concentrate ( Read more... )

Today stargazen and i ran around Green Lake. Tomorrow is spinning class at 24 Hr Fitness. Yesterday was a hodge podge of weights and cardio. Thursday i hope to trick stargazen into running around Green Lake again. I may even go into the gym for weights on Friday. and likely once on the weekend. I am determined to get back into shape.

pardon me ( Read more... )

Sick of this Patriot Act infringing upon your rights as a private ( Read more... )

Woman Arrested, Cuffed for Eating Candy ( Read more... )

Breaking News - Tragic Fire

A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the President was devastated , as he had not yet finished coloring the second one.

By Katherine Sather ( Read more... )