Why I'm so smarter

[branch_monster]

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Comments

[aglaeca]

Want "qualifications" that automatically "disqualify" you from any actual work? With a master's degree, not only will you have to work at McDonald's, they won't let you work at McDonald's!

[branch_monster]

It's true! People hiring for crummy jobs give me suspicious looks.

[aglaeca]

Do you like playing video games from ten years ago while weeping? Do you like it when you ask for an application and the manager at Tim Horton's looks at you like you have a dildo coming out of your nose? Do you swoon at the idea of people who've dropped out of high school snickering when you use fancy words like "snickering" or "swoon?" Want to pay twelve thousand dollars for the privilege of wearing that nametag, or even better, not wearing that nametag, or even better, pants? Well, have we got a deposit slot for that twelve thousand dollars. And you thought printing on fancy paper at Kinko's was expensive!

[branch_monster]

We could venture a new website: cryingwhileapplying.com

[aglaeca]

You'd better lighten up 'cause that's pretty much how it's going to feel until we die.