He drives a Lexus

[branch_monster]

I ordered a glass of water with a slice of lemon because the restaurant didn’t serve lemonade. He quickly asked the waitress “do me a favour? Make it two.” He didn’t mean two glasses of water with slices of lemon; he meant two slices of lemon because I had previously expressed my love of this sweet fruit

Comments

[noximist]

Your postcard plan just made me burst out laughing in the computer lab at Bahen. Now the boys are afraid, and it's your fault!

I kind of want to buy Cheerios just to get in on the action. And speaking of action, I sure am glad your Lexus-driving hub of materialistic insecurity was curious about my availability. I also do children's birthday parties and bar mizvahs!

[branch_monster]

While you entertain, I'm available to frighten at high school proms, Christian side-hugging hang-out points and your daughter's wedding.