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[brancra88]

Things Cornell has taught me

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[anonymous]

Brian, I will be making $50,000 to $2,000,000 my first year out, so please, a little more fact checking please. Also, I will not be a manager. Furthermore, we're talking about me here, so you need to add on an automatic six figure bonus. Thanks. Maybe if you stopped talking about me, I wouldn't have to respond to you or put a water balloon in your pillow case. Sweet dreams.

[brancra88]

David, you're such an asshole. I wish the water balloon had exploded when it hit your skull, but it was so damn thick it just bounced right off.