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[brandonkettle]

Yeah, so I got side-swiped from head on tonight about 9:30pm on Warfield Blvd. Bitch took off my mirror and scared the shit out of me, but otherwise I'm alright. That's all, just a bad night.

PS: Any information on who the fuck stole 2 of our "Keep Off Grass" signs would be greatly appreciated.

Comments

[scooterbracy]

not a good week for you and other people and their cars...glad to know you were not hurt.

Kill Them All.

[jscottinfo]

Why are people being such bitches to you? Maybe instead of a shirt that says "You Owe Me Five Dollars" you should have one that says "Your Ass Is Mine" or something along those lines, and instead of taking money you could saw off people's body parts. You would probably see a decrease in bad fortune... although most of your bad fortune is car related.. so maybe installing a death reay on the hood of your car for good measures would also be a good idea :D

Re: Kill Them All.

[brandonkettle]

Damn, you are full of good advice .info ! Yeah, I have been very irate this week. I have to try and be the better person, but who the fuck am I kidding? I am gonna snap one day and it ain't gonna be pretty. Everybody will be like, " He was such a nice guy, I never thought he would go on a killing rampage like that."

that sucks

[barakas]

i take consolation in the knowledge that you jumped out of your car and busted a cap in the ass of the person who hit you just like i am going to do when i find out who steals signs from the SC&O.

the man tries to take you out but you are too strong for him.

vive la kettle! vive la sod couch!

Re: that sucks

[brandonkettle]

The sod couch stands for all that is decent in this shitty world. If you cut it too short, does it not turn brown? If you spray it with Roundup, does it not die? That couch means more to me than I can articulate. Why, if anything ever happened to it...I...I...I don't know what I would do! People who mess with the couch will be ground up for fertilizer.