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[brandonkettle]

You know who I hate ?

Robb, J.info, Chris, Tom, Brandi, EricaZ, A-Ron, JoJo, Kristen, Russ, D-Foss, Scooter, Tater, Blondie, GC and Angela Lansbury. Fuck all of you mother fuckers.

That was fun. I just don't have anything else to post.
BUSH / CHENEY '04

Comments

we hate you too.

[kristenmeme]

Raspberry! Oops, I just got spit all over my keyboard.

[scooterbracy]

now...why would you hate angela lansbury?

[brandonkettle]

You're right, I apologize to Angela.

[jscottinfo]

"Well Fuck U 2 Biotch! ;)"
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That's Right, I quoted myself and my smiley while I wrote them, so whats up now!?

Kerry / Edwards '04

[brandonkettle]

Nothing man, no harm meant. Please don't nail my man parts to a board.

[jscottinfo]

Well... Since You Asked So Nicely.. You Are Forgiven.. Im In An Especially Good Mood After Seeing Pretty Goth Girls Get Misc. Objects Shoved In Their Butts... Mmmmm.. Genitorturers Good...

I made the list!

[asimplemind]

I made the list! I made the list!

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so blessed!

And this statue - it's so suspiciously phallic!

Oh, thank you again!

I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest dreams, I never would have imagined that this could ever happen to me. And to the other brilliant nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful it feels to be nominated with the likes of you!

When I first found out I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and think about how big of an honor it is!. It all just makes me feel kinda special!

First off though, I want to thank the Academy, who looked deep within their hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank God, for being such a powerful force in my life.

And who could forget the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life with a fifth of bourbon.

And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you America, and good night!

[barakas]

you spouter of propaganda. you teller of insidious lies and deciets. how i revile you and your hoary existance.

is this an awkward time to tell you how big of a crush i have on you? oh my god! that just popped out. i feel so exposed and embarrassed. it is the dr pepper talking.