"Testicles remind us of our fragile humanity. Bungee jumping and sky-diving also remind us of this. But testicles are free."

- a nice quote from www.scrotalsafetycommission.com ,thanks Robb for that info.

Also EVERYONE, Robb is my designated Crotch-Buddy !

Well, last night/this morning I finished my first paper route by myself. Although it covered much of New Providence, I managed to make it out alive. I actually made pretty good time I was told. Unfortunately being back early meant I had to bag more papers than many of the others. Oh well ( Read more... )

I am the least interesting person I know besides Robb, Rachel, Matt, Brandi, Erica, Jamie, Joey, Scooter, D-Foss, Jason, Amanda, Wesley, Tom, Dave, & Chris. Wait, I guess that's good, nevermind.

Well, I just woke up after my first night as a paper delivererererer. It wasn't that bad, just some bad parts of town. In about a week I will be on a route by myself, so if you're bored between the hours of 1:00am and 6:00am, give me a call on my cell.

I've always wanted to pistol-whip someone, so if there are any volunteers...

In case anybody missed the interview where Tom Cruise goes crazy on Matt Lauer, here:

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Countdown_Cruise_Lauer.mov

Guess who went to Cumberland City last night to watch a fireworks display? It was actually pretty good. I had my doubts, being it Cumberland City, but I was pleasantly surprised. Explosions always make my day, especially when they are large enough that I can feel the shockwave in my chest. Also, I had funnel cake, REAL funnelcake, not IHOP crap.

Last night I was laying in bed trying to go to sleep, and my dog was kinda hacking up something. No big deal, he had a hair in his throat. Well, he walks up to my pillow, hacks, and releases a large phlegm wad onto my head. It was quite disgusting.

I'm gonna start a rumor with at least some truth to it. Wesley went looking to buy a car today!

Just wanted to tell everyone that my wife Christie peed on a stick and it showed 2 lines!

Questions? call 5-KETTLE

"Hello Kettle ( Read more... )

It seems I need to post a clarification of my tick story. It has been brought to my attention that the average reader thinks the tick was a large, grape sized, dog tick. In actuality it was a very tiny deer tick that, although was filled to capacity, was still only about the size of this "( )".

Went kayaking again today. Fun stuff.