It's Leap Day! I was about to say "How often do you get to say that?", but seeing as the answer is four years, I thought it better to just keep that one to myself. (Shh, go with it!)

My dad sends me gold sometimes. Muaha.

The Presidential Prayer Team is currently urging us to "Pray for the President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the ( Read more... )

Shakespeare has an IMDB profile.

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That's what I said too.

Also, I really like my entries from a year ago. I remember that dream, and the feel of the wind rushing through my hair and over my face.

Oh goodness. Nine hours of sleep. Dreaming about making earthquakes -- I'm not kidding. Being Avalanche for real? What a rush.

Waking up on my own to the sun shining through yellow curtains. Early-morning Bjork ("Don't get angry with yourself -- I'll heal you."). A slice of mom's apple pie in my fridge, no joke. Irish breakfast tea with copious ( Read more... )

My room is a pit. Like, it's gotten to the point where I can't just throw things on the floor anymore, because they will be lost forever. My carpet is a seething, starving black hole with an attitude like Audrey II ( Read more... )

Everybody. Go see penknife and read her story (Harry Potter-verse) and then genuflect, because... yeah. Holy bejebus, that lady has talent.

...I think I want to eat that sandwich I was saving. Mrf. Only fifty minutes of Italian and then my weekend can begin...

I can't listen to "Walk the Walk" without thinking of Jack Sparrow. I blame phoenixchilde, naturally. ♥

So yeah, hi. I need ideas.

So I have this Gambit on my hands. I've already used Rufus Wainwright for sapriste, but he's kind of limiting, as most of his photographs are beautiful but ohsoangsty. I fooled around with Photoshop a little, and Orlando Bloom didn't turn out too badly, but something's missing. I even went through all the male celebrities at ( Read more... )

Well, fuck that shit. Apparently I didn't "properly submit my resume and essay to InterviewTrak," so I can't be considered for any of those internships. Might this have to do with the fact that it took them ten days to upload my recommendation?

ARGH.

Well, there goes Plan A for this summer. *FUMES*

I think I'm going to go find some porn.

This girl in my hallway has a printout of a cartoon on her door. It's got giant hand with Uncle Same stripes and a GOP pin on the cuff closed over the mouth of a shocked-looking man in a bowler hat and a pride button in his collar. The caption is "Quiet Faggot! Your Kind Belong at The Back of the Bus ( Read more... )