x.♥ // .019 - April Fool's Event

[brat_inadress]

Whoever keeps calling my house needs to stop calling me.  It's very annoying!

I understand if you all just want the great Aoi-sama's autograph, but sheesh!

QUIT CALLING!!  Internet idols like me need sleep too!

Comments

[oh_honey_b]

Excuse me, I'm calling for Gaga.

[brat_inadress]

Calling for who?

[oh_honey_b]

LADY GAGA. My girl told me I could call her at this number while she's in the slammer.

[brat_inadress]

I don't know who that even is--

Why the hell are you calling someone in jail!?

[greysabre]

Hmm, I wonder what I would do with your autograph.

Who are you again?

[brat_inadress]

Aoi, the cutest internet idol in Japan. And you are...?

[greysabre]

Earl Charles Grey, Her Majesty's Private Secretarial Officer and butler~

...What is internet?

[brat_inadress]

You don't know what the internet is!?

[heytherebeauty]

If you want to... make amends to that, we could meet in person.

If you get my meaning. [WINK]

[brat_inadress]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[In truth, he actually does.]