A new Stupidest Ever Coworker of the Week.

[bratenfrau]

The entirely appropos-to-nothing quote of the day from one of my erstwhile coworkers:

OPEN SCENE.

[Stupid Stupid Coworker to me] "Wow, you're leaving the country... that means

Comments

[indulgent_el]

Weird.

[bratenfrau]

'Moronic' was more the word I was thinking. :P

[ihaven0name]

Ha-haaaarrrr ! I love confusing the clue-less.

[bratenfrau]

Yeah, but when you live in a state where EVERYONE is that ignorant, the irony tends to lose its charm after a while. :P

[elusivecandor]

oh man, you are drowning in a sea of morons aren't you bebe

[bratenfrau]

Excuse me, but I prefer to be addressed as Queen Augustine, Benevolent Protector of Idiots and Patron Saint of Stupidity.

Our Lady of Retards has a nice ring to it also.

[elusivecandor]

You like the Guatemalan Catholic titles eh? How about Queen Augustine, tender of the enfeebled, patron saint of retards and morons, protector of the screwball contingent.

[bratenfrau]

Forever and ever, amen. Now where is my saintly bobblehead to mount on the foreheads of said feebs?????

(My favorite is the Catholic church in Orlando called Our Lady, Queen of the Universe. Damn! That virgin bitch is gettin' awfully cocky. Somehow I think He-Man would have a problem with this.)

[cashbox]

AMERICA: FUCK YEAH.

[bratenfrau]

Yesterday they put a Brawndo vending machine in the break room. Maybe this has something to do with it.

[cashbox]

oh, man. all the electrolytes are just going right to people's heads.

[bratenfrau]

It's got what fools crave!!

[rubygloomrox]

I'm sure I've only known very few... But this seems to be a Lacey kind of thing.

[bratenfrau]

Very few what, pinkos??? :P

[rubygloomrox]

Laceys. Every Lacey I've ever known was a dumb hick.

[bratenfrau]

Hahahhahah. Well, that's not her real name, I was just being polite. :P But you know what - that's true!!! Every Lacey I've ever known was ignorant as hell. :D