Comments | bratenfrau: And that's saying a lot.

bratenfrau

And that's saying a lot.

Jul 17, 2008 12:12

This is easily the funniest list of things I've seen all day.

20 Great Products to Traumatize Your Children With!

weird, haha

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cashbox July 17 2008, 17:09:13 UTC

i'm reasonably sure the baby mop is the greatest product that's ever existed.

bratenfrau July 17 2008, 17:16:31 UTC

I love that someone makes saddles for fathers. And also the umbilical cord that transfers shame instead of nutrients.

cashbox July 17 2008, 17:26:47 UTC

d'you reckon the snot-sucker or the o'pair leash is more shameful?

i suppose it depends on perspective.

bratenfrau July 17 2008, 19:15:28 UTC

OH DEAR GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE MANUAL SNOT-SUCKER.

Because siphoning your crotch-fruit's bodily secretions with one of those flimsy little nose-squeegee things is apparently just not horrific enough, apparently?? I think they must have gotten this idea from the movie Dark Crystal. MMMMMM, GELFLING ESSENCE.

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bratenfrau July 18 2008, 19:07:40 UTC

What, you're saying that you need a manual snot-sucker?? I thought so.

deathbytamarind July 18 2008, 01:47:10 UTC

Oh man that's incentive to have kids right there! Gotta start systematically ruining their lives early!

bratenfrau July 18 2008, 19:07:10 UTC

Hell yes it is, imagine the years in therapy you'd force upon your child with just the Hamburger Costume alone!!